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Lietuvos Respublika ♟ Toris Laurinaitis ([personal profile] sakotis) wrote in [community profile] hetaheights2012-06-14 09:25 am

OFFICIAL FRIENDZONE SCALE

  • №1: Handshake (self explanitory)
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  • №2: Compliment (from either party to the other party or exchanged, can be any type of compliment)
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  • №3: Alone time (only the two parties, any setting or activity, must be longer than three hours)
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  • №4: Share a meal (no other people should be present, type of food is irrelevant)
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  • №5: Gift exchanging (any gifts are applicable but it must be an even exchange, gift for gift)
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  • №6: Hold hands (at least a minute, gloves are okay)
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  • №7: Hug (any amount of time, no touching other areas that aren't the back or within elbow distance of the huggers height)
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  • №8: Indirect mouth contact (either via drinks, silverware, something like that)
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  • №8.25: Kiss (never on the mouth or genitals unless accidental, not to be mistaken with indirect mouth contact, kisses to the cheek, forehead, and injury apply)
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  • №8.5: Undressing in a shared space (can be related to any activity, peeking is allowed as long as the peeking isn't mutual at the same time ie one can peek then the other can peek but if eyes meet then it's homo)
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  • №9: Not-Date (at least two hours in length, more than one place should be visited, traveling is involved, both parties must deny it's date-like nature if asked)
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  • №9.75: Penis holding (no direct contact must be made, can't be mutual at the same time, though party a's penis can be touched by party b and then vice versa on another occasion)
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  • №10: Bed touching (must be under the covers and no less than two body parts touching)
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  • №11: Nope you're dating at this point oops have fun don't try to hide it anymore
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